Snoop was a Walker Hound my buddy owned when we lived up in the mountains many long years ago, head-high to my waist and (generally speaking) an abysmally stupid canine who was mortally offended by the mere existence of porcupines. I've no idea how much money Rick spent on vet bills over time, this fucker would come out of an encounter covered from one end to the other with quills. The porkie was a dead bloody wreck but the dog (although alive) was a mess; Rick became increasingly exasperated as time went by and the vet bill got bigger.
The one time we saw Snoop actually show some intelligence left us in hysterics and it wasn't a porcupine, it was a skunk. We were all out in the back yard doing a barbecue one summer night when Snoop let off with that unmistakable Hound Bark out in front of the house; naturally, we went out front to see just what kind of mayhem Snoop was into. What we saw unfold forever changed my opinion of that dog. He had a skunk in a nose-to-nose confrontation and would not let the ass end spray him, he circled that thing until the stink gland ran out of juice (and you could see the cloud in the streetlight) then put the chomp on it. Talk about "Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road" - you could still smell it the next morning....
Which brings me to current events.
Snoop was, far and away, more intelligent than the scrofulous boor currently stinking up 1600. Unlike Snoop, this fool actively goes out looking for political skunks to ass-fuck and he is (admittedly) good at it. The stench is astonishing and he seems to think each time he gets sprayed is some kind of victory.....
It'll take some time to fumigate the White House but, I have no doubt we are up to it.
1 comment:
oh yes, I remember having to destink one of our dogs, there were no tomatoes or anything, we used hydrogen peroxide. dawn dish soap and baking soda. worked quick every time. gonna watch a Steven King now. love ya, talk soon
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