Meat Pole

Many, many human generations ago things got weird and we, in the present day, are victims of this genetic abnormality that has mutated into something awful.

See, there was this sheepherder all by his lonesome in some remote meadow and he got tired of jacking off after he saw this cute, curly-haired lamb flicking her tail and giving him that look. Being that there were no other humans around to witness said weirdness, he gave it a go and put the meat pole in the syphilis hole.

After he got back around human company, he reverted to the natural order of things, thereby releasing brain-rot into the human genome to mutate at random. Multiply this over many long generations and I can now see just where this weirdness landed....

Der Trumpsterfire and all those allegedly sentient humans that constitute his voters/supporters today.

We have fucked up on such a grand scale here in the country of my birth that I fear that I may get old and die before this Mongolian Clusterfuck (thanks, George) finally plays itself out.

We, the citizens of the United States of America, are on notice. Fix it or die as a country.

Fifty Years Ago

I remember.

TV dropped this madness into my life as a kid growing up out in the country north of Detroit and I grew up realizing that we had big problems in our society....

The Fifth Estate was our "underground" newspaper back then, here's a short bit they just published to remember those days and nights of crazy:

https://www.fifthestate.org/archive/398-summer-2017/1967-detroit-explodes/

And here's the MC5 at the Grande Ballroom with their musical memorial of those few days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y871cCYOyU

Paybacks, motherfuckers.......

This shit is getting out of hand and, I fucking guarantee, NOBODY in our current media is willing to point out the linkage between our nation's past history and what is happening right now, in this foul year 2017. Even if it comes direct from the venerable CIA after much debate.

They released a trove of documents from the 1953 Iran coup that put that exemplar of human rights, the so-called Shah, in charge of the plunder because they favoured one party over the (democratically elected) other one....

And everybody is all up and howling that Vlad put one over on us?

Paybacks, motherfucker, paybacks....

http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB598-State-Department-releases-documents-on-US-backed-1953-coup-in-Iran/

The Brothers

I remember the first time I sat down and listened to the first Allman Brothers Band album at my friend Brian's house when I was in high school, we had been into British blues stuff and the Chicago old/new revival but that album made a huge dent.

Never got to see them. My fucking loss.

This was the original band at the Fillmore East, to my knowledge the only video of them in fine form, blowing the doors off. Old analog technology but still classic shit.

Greg and Duane are together again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeLDLVImwYA

Damn, I'm getting old.....

Blowback redefined

Der Trumpsterfire sure has a penchant for bigly fuckups, he seems to have given a whole new meaning to the military concept of "blowback". This fool seems to seek out skunks to ass-fuck, the latest example being the trainwreck surrounding his bigly promise to repeal and replace the ACA. The weird-as-fuck wing of the GOP wrecking crew currently poisoning the world in the House of Representatives said he didn't ass-fuck that skunk deep enough and, sure as the sun comes up in the east, that skunk sprayed a huge cloud of sticky stench all over His Orangeness.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving recipient.

Time To Stand

Many long years ago I had a vehicle that I put a pair of window stickers on the back window of that caused a bit of consternation amongst my friends.

Standing behind it, bottom right corner was a beautiful, full-color skull and roses Dead sticker and the bottom left sported my NRA member sticker.

In this day and time, I'd like to call out all of my gun-totin' Deadhead companions from the quiet place we have been hanging out in for too long and stand in defense of our common heritage from the onslaught of Der Trupsterfire and his cast of corruption companions who seem to be enabling a lot of wanna-be weenies who think it's normal to wander the country and grab some pussy.

That hippie chick with the tie-dye t shirt and no bra? While you are staring at her nipples and trying the big grab, she is pulling the Glock out of her pocket, jamming it up your ass and, with a sweet smile, offering to rearrange your digestive system.....

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. We are out here and we ain't too fucking worried in the long run. The rest of you weird shitstains will eventually be overrun by the real deal.

Morons in my time

I never thought I would see the day this quote would come true:

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

H. L. Mencken
The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920