Tuesday, November 1, 2016

We Be Trapped....

I've seen some pretty hideous shit in American politics over the decades, this one is exceptional.

It's kinda like being trapped in an elevator, but you actually get a choice between two companions.

The first one promptly lets out a resounding belch of last night's beer and then follows up with a finely-ripened broccoli blast of digestive methane.

The next one, as soon as the doors close and the elevator begins its descent, promptly begins projectile-vomiting in any given direction and then has a violent spasm of explosive diarrhea.

Yeah, we be pretty well fucked, no matter what.

2 comments:

John Schellinger said...

Pretty much sums it, mien fiend!

Wretched Excess said...

Go ahead and pass it on to the appropriate folks, jes me bein' weird, eh?